THESE ARE YOUR GRAMMAR POLICE. EXTREMELY INTIMIDATING.A Class A offender is about to slap my ass in the picture, that is just fine. Just don't write, "I am about to slap YOU'RE ass." That would be crossing the line.
JBare, another blog has reminded me that the Grammar Police have not been patrolling as needed. I understand that recent tax cuts to our municipality, the cost of gas and the need to keep peace within our circle of family and friends has made this difficult. Nevertheless, it is imperative that we do our part to keep the grammar peace on the world wide web. Keep this in mind the next time a donkey-with-a-hard-on-standing-behind-a-girl-in-a-bathing-suit email is circulated and the comments start flying. Please don your Victoria's Secret cop hat and get your nightstick. I will tuck my thesaurus and dictionary into my garter and let's go!
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Grammer Polease - arreast me, handkuf me, Ill due whatever it take's to get you two to frisck me!
We are too busy frisking each other, carry on.
Let's do a quick refresher course.
Their - meaning they own it.
They're - contraction - they are.
There - adverb meaning in relation to a place, for instance.
Would've or would have - not would of. (This goes hand in hand with should have and could have.)
Your and you're. There's a difference, people!
And my personal favorite:
Seen must be used with have or had such as, "I've seen him here before." Otherwise, just use saw i.e., "I saw that movie."
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