My buddy Todd gave this picture of himself as his white elephant gift this year at his family's Christmas party. (please disregard stain on photo, I think I knocked my coffee or drooled slightly) His girlfriend, my friend Heather (who, ironically, has the Elane dance unintentionally down pat) took the picture. She said he was insanely anal about every detail, even buying glasses that he later returned. I managed to bootleg a copy of said photo unbeknownst to Todd.
Plan A: Blog about Timeless Art of Seduction photo in high-larious attempt to embarrass Todd. What's that? Todd doesn't do blogs? Todd hates the idea of blogs and thinks they are stupid? Todd refuses to read my blog? Wha? Who doesn't read THIS blog? Uh.
Plan B: Make outrageous number of copies of photo to replace every photo in every picture frame in my house with said photo of topless Todd. Invite Todd over for Bears playoff game. Wha? Bears didn't make the playoffs?
Plan C: See Plan B minus Bears game plus pizza and heavy drinking.
This will be more fun than giving him the fake $10K winning scratch-off lottery ticket a few years back.
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