As if the disrespect for me among my employees wasn't bad enough, I've outdone myself.
A couple members of my accounting staff were in my office yesterday asking me a question. I was just putting my purse on my bookshelf after using my Chapstick brand Chapstick when my clumsiness went into overdrive and knocked my purse over.
The tits of the month calendar that my bro-in-law, ARod, gave me fell out. It was just lying on the floor, exposed to these women with the gaping mouths.
I swallowed and said, "I, uh, can't wait until October." I then gave the Universal Hand Sign for giant boobs.
Seriously, though. She is stacked.
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